Sunday, August 16, 2020

Tom Macdonald – Straight White Male Lyrics

Tom Macdonald – Straight White Male Lyrics

Tom Macdonald – Straight White Male Lyrics
 

Tom Macdonald – Straight White Male Lyrics



Straight White Male by Tom Macdonald


Straight white male, I hate myself

Mad that my skins so pale

Got white privilege so I cannot fail

The world told me I’m evil still

I break the law but I escape the jail

My diet only mayonnaise and kale

I went to school and I pay my taxes

I use good grammar I’m bad as hell

I’m not a Nazi

I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee

I’m not a racist

I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians

Black Power says I’m the problem

Girl Power says I’m the issue

Gay rights think I’m tryna stop’em

All of y’all trippin’ I’ll get you some tissues


Y’all have been paintin’ me villanous

I’m not the one settin’ fire to your villages

I’m not the man who is rapin’ and pillagin’

I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants

Maybe all whites look the same and you think that I’m somebody else so it’s cool

Honestly I think that everyone looks the same if they aren’t white, and I’m sorry, it’s true


Straight white male

I have it all I’m the one that you love to hate

Straight white male

Police pull me over, I Lol in they face

Straight white male

Guess I’m to blame for the life that you can’t escape

Straight white male

It’s so easy to be me, hehehehe I’m feelin’ great


Straight white male, I’m so frail

Momma gotta pay my bail

Shotguns and meth are both on sale

I’ma need to treat myself

I only listen to country music

I only marry my second cousins

I only cry when my team is losin’

I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims


Y’all blame me for buildin’ the system

Y’all blame me for wages we’re payin’ the women

Y’all blame me for rights that gay people aren’t given

Y’all blame me for talkin’ when I should just listen

You blame me the [? ] Place that we winnin’

And hate me for slavery and lately I’m trippin’

That daily you shame me for havin’ opinions

On race and our country and everything in it


Fine, y’all don’t gotta be my friends

Y’all don’t gotta like white men

Y’all don’t gotta hold my hand

Y’all don’t gotta have my bag

Y’all don’t gotta, y’all don’t gotta, y’all don’t gotta, uh

Y’all don’t gotta see my side

Y’all don’t gotta be down to ride

Y’all don’t gotta do anything but ghost

And I’ma do me even when it’s the most

Yeah


Straight white male

I have it all I’m the one that you love to hate

Straight white male

Police pull me over, I Lol in they face

Straight white male

Guess I’m to blame for the life that you can’t escape

Straight white male

It’s so easy to be me, hehehehe I’m feelin’ great


Man you’re so mean, you’re so racist

You’re ugly, you’re so basic

You said that somethin’, somethin’, somethin’, N word, retard, Satan

I can’t believe the bullshit song lyrics that you’re okay with

Kill yourself all live on Facebook

I want the notification

I don’t care, y’all ain’t right

I’ll be prayin’ that you die

I’ll be doin’ my own thing, I hope you’re happy with your life

You’re a Nazi, you’re a moron, you’re a huge waste of my time

I’m just straight and white and male, I’m not the worst I’m just a guy


Straight white male

I have it all I’m the one that you love to hate

Straight white male

Police pull me over, I Lol in they face

Straight white male

Guess I’m to blame for the life that you can’t escape

Straight white male

It’s so easy to be me, hehehehe I’m feelin’ great

all we work for is to satisfy you.